便辛 你只要再信三个教

You only need to convert to three more religions, Piscine..

就能一辈子放假了

and you will spend yourr oife on holiday.

因为同时什么都信

Because believing in everything at the same time.

就等于什么都不信

is the same as not believing in anything at all.

有人吃荤 有人吃素

Some eat meat, some eat vegetable.

我们不可能事事同调

I do not expect us all to agree about everything...

但我宁愿你相信我不认同的事

but I would much rather have you believe in something I don't agree with...

也不要盲目地接受一切

thanto aceept everything blindly.

首先就是要理性思考

And that begins with thinking rationally.

我是随喜的佛教徒

I am happy Buddhist.

我是你的容器

I am your vessel.

最重要的是不绝望。

Above all, don't lose hope.

我可以吃饼干 但上帝让老虎食肉

I can eat the biscuits but God made tigers carnivores...

所以我得学着捕鱼

so I must learn to catch fish.