The film is schizophrenic— attempting to juggle with comedy, romance, and noir all at once but unfortunately left all three genres compromised and crippled.

Starting off with a premise implausible, plot points are half-developed, conflicts contrived and resolution hasty; characters are insipid and lethagic, acting is stilted, dialogues blasé and monotonous to the point of just being boisterous and annoying; camerawork is pure amateur job and sound design is next to nothing,

As much as I love Woody Allen, this is simply terrible.