什么是绝望或恐惧
比如:夜黑林深你埋了一直想致你死地的悍妻,回到家喝口牛奶扭头突然发现她依旧鲜活地坐在餐桌前时;
比如:你成功地被催眠成一只鸟,此时催眠师突然被人杀害时:
比如:你和长相丑陋的伙伴在入室盗窃一同惊慌地藏到衣柜里突然听他说:我认为你很有魅力时;
比如:做为一个很自以为是的女广告人被男人嘲笑创意很烂又说你的体味能醺死人时;
比如:做为一个极其有责任心的杀手你发现你没有完成客户交给你的杀人任务时;



总总绝望,疯狂之后,再接着疯狂。



这都是些极不靠谱的真正的无厘头与变态故事,你开始以为只是能得到些感官刺激或自渎后的满足就够了,后来希望却落空,境界却不断的升华,绝望转变成期待,血腥转变成温馨,不靠谱变成了靠谱,戏谑变认真,丑陋变成美丽,荒诞变成奇妙,黑暗成为光明.......这是一次打着邪恶的包装与阴险的口号以惊恐与荒唐为名义却盛满着人间的温情来欺骗大家的魔术表演,我经历了一次成人版的尼尔斯骑鹅旅行记。




是 “失去”后产生疯狂,还是疯狂后“失去”,是个问题。“失去”到底是不是失去也是个问题。“失去”到底是好还是坏,影片给了我们很多答案:

石垣终于解决了悍妻但却懂得和失去了真爱;

丑男得到帅哥之爱;

爸爸失去了做人的意识但他却象鸟儿一样飞了起来;

洋子丢掉了“命根子”录音机但她明白她的创意并没有丢掉;

小林一家失去了爸爸但得到了一个可爱的鸟人......



小林说:

“我已经对朋友说了
  我的爸爸既是爸爸也是一只鸟
  大家都嘲笑我
  但,kaneko君说他很酷
  一个鸟爸爸很像动画中的英雄...
  他问,你爸爸能飞吗?
  我说,很快就能的
  我感觉没什么
  有个鸟爸爸挺好的
  一切事物都会变化
  有个鸟爸爸是好是坏
  关键在于我们如何对待
  爸爸变为一只鸟
  我们也要随之变化
  鸟爸爸有鸟爸爸的好处
  我们不能永久悲伤
  应该同鸟爸爸一起
  寻找开心
  人生是短暂的 .......”





谜面:What's the fucking life?

谜底:I will survive ,that's the function in my life






伴随着鸟爸爸在天空中自由的飞翔,送歌一首,但愿我们都能成为会飞的鸟人。

At first I was afraid I was petrified起初我很害怕,不知所措
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side一直在想:沒有你在身边,我一定活不下去
But then I spent so many nights但是后来,我花了很多个夜晚
Thinking how you did me wrong思考你是如何辜负了我
And I grew strong我变得坚强
And I learn how to get along学会了独立
And so you're back from outer space然而,你从外头回到了这里
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face我走進來,发现了满脸愁容的你
I should have changed that stupid lock我早该换门锁
I should have made you leave your key我早该叫你把钥匙留下
If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me如果我早知道你会回來骚扰我的话
*Go on now, go walk out the door走吧!滚到外面去
Just turn around now请你转身离开
(Cos) You're not welcome anymore你已经不受欢迎
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye你就是那个用分手來伤害我的家伙
Did I crumble难道是我搞砸了?
Did you think I'd lay down and die你以为我会坐以待毙
Oh no, not I, I will survive哦!不,我会活下去
Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive一旦我学会如何去爱,我就能活下去
I've got all my life to live我会用一生好好过日子
I've got all my love to give and I'll survive我会用全部的爱去奉献,我会活下去
I will survive我会活下去
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart我用尽全身的力气,不让自己崩溃
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart努力修补着我心碎的碎片
And I spent oh so many nights我花了多少个夜晚
Just feeling sorry for myself为自己感到难过
I used to cry but now I hold my head up high我曾经哭泣,但现在的我昂首阔步
And you see me somebody new你可以看到我已脱胎换骨
I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you我已不是那個还爱着你而被束缚的卑微女子
And so you feel like dropping in你说想來看我
And just expect me to be free希望我有空见你
Now I'm saving all my loving for someone who's loving me如今,我已把全部的爱都留給那个爱我的人

杀妻总动员Survive Style 5+(2004)

又名:生存艺术 5+ / 变态五星级

上映日期:2004-08-07片长:120分钟

主演:浅野忠信 Tadanobu Asano/桥本丽香 Reika Hashimoto/阿部宽 Hiroshi Abe/小泉今日子 Kyôko Koizumi/岸部一德 Ittoku Kishibe/维尼·琼斯 Vinnie Jones

导演:关口现 Gen Sekiguchi编剧:多田琢

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