更新时间:2012-10-25
Ø • 破产姐妹 第二季:Notes
［S1］
- You sleep with a knife under your pillow?
- It's the only home security system i could afford.
I don't cry. I sold my tear ducts to an organ bank for cash two years ago.
- Go ahead, be as negative as you want, because you are in charge of your own future again.
- Oh! Jokes on you, i don't have a future.
- You need to react when people cry.
- I did, i rolled my eyes.
- The Goodwill?
- Welcome to my place!
- We're shopping at Goodwill?
You lead me believe we were real shopping
- I know! I couldn't wait to see your face when you saw this place.
- ..
- Do that again!
- ..
- I love it!
- So we are going to be girlfriends, or not?
- Look, I am gonna give you this straight up. I'm never going to be the type of girlfriend that you're used to be. I'm not your "gur" or your "girl" and.. I'm definitely not someone's 2 for 1 girlfriend crap, at a nail store.
In fact, think me as dude.
- Max, what is the worst sentence you ever want to hear come out of Han's mouse?
- I got you pregnant?
- Come on, bad.bad.
- I got you pregnant again?
- What? No way...no way! Is this Narnia ?
I'm about to say something I swore I would never say.. OH EM GEE!
Again! Oh em gee! It's lame But nothing else nails it.
This is the room the "Oh em gee" was born for!
- Max, it's just my closet.
- Your clothes have a house!
I can't afford to have anymore hate in my head. My hate is at capacity.
- I don't know how you're pilling it off.
- What do you mean?
- Giving up everything you had.
The maids, the closet, the dentist, the sushi, the tub. All of it.
The tub...［crying］
- I'm totally stealing some of these red redonkulous bath soaps.
This one is shaped like a vagina.
- It's a seashell.
- Sister, this is a mint green vagina.
- Max, it's driving me crazy. What did you major in college?
- I majored in changing topics.
- You can't run away from this bill.
- I can run away from anything. I'm on my fifth identity.
- You use a credit card at white castle?
- Yep. That's was good weed.
- Let me see your hands.
- What? Looking to see if i have poor people calluses?
- No I want to see how big your penis is.
With hands that size you better be rich.
C: Watch out ladies,I'm about to go HAM on this b-room!
S: what is this "HAM"?
M: Hard As a Mother.
S: Oh,Max,I love when you are dirty.
C: It's the blue star! It's the TAT rings of ovens!
M: In purple! That's right, I said purple!
It's the muscle cars of ovens. It's badass!
It's so badass, when I do Karaoke i change the lyrics from"purple rain" to "purple range".
C: Great,we'll get this one.
M: Uh, we can't buy this. It's too expensive!
This is something you fantasize about. It's kitchen porn.
M to H: I'm not a fan of hearing what people have to say.
C: Is that...?
Police: Been dead for two weeks. Lived alone, nobody knew.
M: Cats eat his face?
C: Max,could you please not be so dark?
M: Kittens eat his face?
C: Max, come out!
M: If i came out, it would not for you, it would be that hot dragon tattoo girl.
M: It's only going to get worse.
C: Or it could get better.Why would you even say that?
M: Because it's life. And it gets worse, that's what it does.
On its resume,under the special skills it says “Good at making things worse”.
C: You always go to the worst scenario.
M: Yup. On my resume it says "Good at going to the worst scenario".
H: Tomorrow is Caroline's birthday!
M: Why wouldn't i know that? She tells me everything about her life.
I know so much about her circle, i'm feeling pressure to impregnate her.
O: I can do that for you.
M to C: I guess I'm your BBF, your broke friend forever!
M to C:
- You really need to chill. You can't keeping freaking out because you are not where you want to be.
- I mean, it's life. Lower your expectations.
M: I've always wanted to be one of those girls who brings a tiny dog to a public place and just look at everyone, like, "Yeah, i have a tiny dog, so what? "
C: Spring break is the greatest time ever! You just go crazy and do shots and throw all the rules out of window.
M: Oh, I've done that, but when you are poor, you just call it Tuesday.
M: Dogs aren't allowed in the diner.
Customer: Oh, he is legally allowed to be here. He is my registered emotional companion.
M: You mean you don't have a boyfriend?
Customer: No, i suffer from anxiety.
M: You mean you don't want to eat alone?
Customer: No, I have a note from a doctor.
M: You mean you have the printer and internet? Admit it and the dog can stay.
Customer: It's really hard meeting guys.
C: Did you guys see that adorable dog?
M: You mean the one leaking rabies all over the table while people are trying to eat?
C: She said it's allowed to be here. it's her registered emotional companion.
M: Her registered full of crap what?
C: He's got those official vests says,"Don't pet me, i;m working."
M: I have a shirt that says"Federal Bikini inspector," but there simply is no such branch of U.S. government.
慢慢补，不定期更新。
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不补了，老了。
- You sleep with a knife under your pillow?
- It's the only home security system i could afford.
I don't cry. I sold my tear ducts to an organ bank for cash two years ago.
- Go ahead, be as negative as you want, because you are in charge of your own future again.
- Oh! Jokes on you, i don't have a future.
- You need to react when people cry.
- I did, i rolled my eyes.
- The Goodwill?
- Welcome to my place!
- We're shopping at Goodwill?
You lead me believe we were real shopping
- I know! I couldn't wait to see your face when you saw this place.
- ..
- Do that again!
- ..
- I love it!
- So we are going to be girlfriends, or not?
- Look, I am gonna give you this straight up. I'm never going to be the type of girlfriend that you're used to be. I'm not your "gur" or your "girl" and.. I'm definitely not someone's 2 for 1 girlfriend crap, at a nail store.
In fact, think me as dude.
- Max, what is the worst sentence you ever want to hear come out of Han's mouse?
- I got you pregnant?
- Come on, bad.bad.
- I got you pregnant again?
- What? No way...no way! Is this Narnia ?
I'm about to say something I swore I would never say.. OH EM GEE!
Again! Oh em gee! It's lame But nothing else nails it.
This is the room the "Oh em gee" was born for!
- Max, it's just my closet.
- Your clothes have a house!
I can't afford to have anymore hate in my head. My hate is at capacity.
- I don't know how you're pilling it off.
- What do you mean?
- Giving up everything you had.
The maids, the closet, the dentist, the sushi, the tub. All of it.
The tub...［crying］
- I'm totally stealing some of these red redonkulous bath soaps.
This one is shaped like a vagina.
- It's a seashell.
- Sister, this is a mint green vagina.
- Max, it's driving me crazy. What did you major in college?
- I majored in changing topics.
- You can't run away from this bill.
- I can run away from anything. I'm on my fifth identity.
- You use a credit card at white castle?
- Yep. That's was good weed.
- Let me see your hands.
- What? Looking to see if i have poor people calluses?
- No I want to see how big your penis is.
With hands that size you better be rich.
C: Watch out ladies,I'm about to go HAM on this b-room!
S: what is this "HAM"?
M: Hard As a Mother.
S: Oh,Max,I love when you are dirty.
C: It's the blue star! It's the TAT rings of ovens!
M: In purple! That's right, I said purple!
It's the muscle cars of ovens. It's badass!
It's so badass, when I do Karaoke i change the lyrics from"purple rain" to "purple range".
C: Great,we'll get this one.
M: Uh, we can't buy this. It's too expensive!
This is something you fantasize about. It's kitchen porn.
M to H: I'm not a fan of hearing what people have to say.
C: Is that...?
Police: Been dead for two weeks. Lived alone, nobody knew.
M: Cats eat his face?
C: Max,could you please not be so dark?
M: Kittens eat his face?
C: Max, come out!
M: If i came out, it would not for you, it would be that hot dragon tattoo girl.
M: It's only going to get worse.
C: Or it could get better.Why would you even say that?
M: Because it's life. And it gets worse, that's what it does.
On its resume,under the special skills it says “Good at making things worse”.
C: You always go to the worst scenario.
M: Yup. On my resume it says "Good at going to the worst scenario".
H: Tomorrow is Caroline's birthday!
M: Why wouldn't i know that? She tells me everything about her life.
I know so much about her circle, i'm feeling pressure to impregnate her.
O: I can do that for you.
M to C: I guess I'm your BBF, your broke friend forever!
M to C:
- You really need to chill. You can't keeping freaking out because you are not where you want to be.
- I mean, it's life. Lower your expectations.
M: I've always wanted to be one of those girls who brings a tiny dog to a public place and just look at everyone, like, "Yeah, i have a tiny dog, so what? "
C: Spring break is the greatest time ever! You just go crazy and do shots and throw all the rules out of window.
M: Oh, I've done that, but when you are poor, you just call it Tuesday.
M: Dogs aren't allowed in the diner.
Customer: Oh, he is legally allowed to be here. He is my registered emotional companion.
M: You mean you don't have a boyfriend?
Customer: No, i suffer from anxiety.
M: You mean you don't want to eat alone?
Customer: No, I have a note from a doctor.
M: You mean you have the printer and internet? Admit it and the dog can stay.
Customer: It's really hard meeting guys.
C: Did you guys see that adorable dog?
M: You mean the one leaking rabies all over the table while people are trying to eat?
C: She said it's allowed to be here. it's her registered emotional companion.
M: Her registered full of crap what?
C: He's got those official vests says,"Don't pet me, i;m working."
M: I have a shirt that says"Federal Bikini inspector," but there simply is no such branch of U.S. government.
慢慢补，不定期更新。
-----
不补了，老了。
