更新时间:2008-04-18
思阳 • 墨西哥人:搞笑台词选
这部片子不错，两性关系比99%的爱情故事更真实，情节转折的编排挺嘲讽那些凡事惊天动地的好莱坞套路，而且我觉得他的台词巨精辟搞笑：
1.
黑社会小头目召集满脸横肉的杀手开会：
"In your skulking around, going through private things in other people's offices,did you manage to discover that he's shutting us down?"
"You didn't get the memo, the severance package, the bonus? No?"
2.
老美闯进老墨的屋，举枪，气势汹汹的对老墨说：
"I no fuck around. Comprende? Gun. Gun. Loaded. Bang, bang. You, dead."
老墨："Do you have a speech impediment?"
3.
杀手坐在路边心理辅导刚跟男朋友吵架的女人：
"When two people love each other, really love each other, but they just can't get it together, when do you get to that point where enough is enough?"
女人："That... Oh, well, that's... You know. Um, you know it's over when...Okay, I have, like,these psychosomatic insomniatic manifestations of...Uh... Well, here's the thing about me. I'm a productof my emotions versus being a product of my environment, like him, which he is, exactly, just that environmental...I need sunshine to grow. That's who I am. And with the projection of...I have goals."
1.
黑社会小头目召集满脸横肉的杀手开会：
"In your skulking around, going through private things in other people's offices,did you manage to discover that he's shutting us down?"
"You didn't get the memo, the severance package, the bonus? No?"
2.
老美闯进老墨的屋，举枪，气势汹汹的对老墨说：
"I no fuck around. Comprende? Gun. Gun. Loaded. Bang, bang. You, dead."
老墨："Do you have a speech impediment?"
3.
杀手坐在路边心理辅导刚跟男朋友吵架的女人：
"When two people love each other, really love each other, but they just can't get it together, when do you get to that point where enough is enough?"
女人："That... Oh, well, that's... You know. Um, you know it's over when...Okay, I have, like,these psychosomatic insomniatic manifestations of...Uh... Well, here's the thing about me. I'm a productof my emotions versus being a product of my environment, like him, which he is, exactly, just that environmental...I need sunshine to grow. That's who I am. And with the projection of...I have goals."
