更新时间:2016-07-30
阿又。 • 单身指南:好的台词太多！
If we really want this to work, long term, we need to know who i am alone and i don’t want to spend my life wondering “what if”.
We need to know what’s it like to be single at least once.
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The end of spontaneous sex, travelling by yourself and buying whatever you want without having to ask permission, right? Marriage! Good luck with marriage.
reading is for ugly losers
In three weeks from now, I think the novelty of this whole thing will have worn off and the reality will set in.
When i’m with her. I think Im a better me.
See, that’s the magic.That’s what I want to find.
Here’s to no drama.
You are not gonna find the right guy by bumming free drinks and shutting it up. You just meet guys and fall into their dick sand. Every time a guy looks at you. You just forget who you are. You just got suck in their world. At least if I want a boyfriend. I’m gonna find someone who likes me for who I really am because I know who the fuck that is.
The thing about being single is, you should cherish it. Because in a week, or a lifetime being alone, you may only get one moment. One moment when you are not tied up in a relationship with anyone. A parent, a pet, a sibling, a friend. One moment when you stand on your own.really truly single. And then, it’s gone.
We need to know what’s it like to be single at least once.
text: wait for 4 hours to reply; no full sentences; no emoji
The end of spontaneous sex, travelling by yourself and buying whatever you want without having to ask permission, right? Marriage! Good luck with marriage.
reading is for ugly losers
In three weeks from now, I think the novelty of this whole thing will have worn off and the reality will set in.
When i’m with her. I think Im a better me.
See, that’s the magic.That’s what I want to find.
Here’s to no drama.
You are not gonna find the right guy by bumming free drinks and shutting it up. You just meet guys and fall into their dick sand. Every time a guy looks at you. You just forget who you are. You just got suck in their world. At least if I want a boyfriend. I’m gonna find someone who likes me for who I really am because I know who the fuck that is.
The thing about being single is, you should cherish it. Because in a week, or a lifetime being alone, you may only get one moment. One moment when you are not tied up in a relationship with anyone. A parent, a pet, a sibling, a friend. One moment when you stand on your own.really truly single. And then, it’s gone.
单身指南How to Be Single(2016)
又名：单身又如何(港) / 单身啪啪啪(台)
上映日期：2016-02-12(美国)片长：110分钟
主演：达科塔·约翰逊 Dakota Johnson/蕾蓓尔·威尔森 Rebel Wilson/爱丽森·布里 Alison Brie/莱斯利·曼恩 Leslie Mann/小达蒙·韦恩斯 Damon Wayans Jr./安德雷斯·霍尔姆 Anders Holm/尼可拉斯·博朗 Nicholas Braun/杰克·莱西 Jake Lacy/杰森·曼兹沃克斯 Jason Mantzoukas/科林·乔斯特 Colin Jost/尼克·贝特曼 Nick Bateman/莎拉·拉莫斯 Sarah Ramos
导演：克利斯汀·迪特 Christian Ditter编剧：艾比·科恩 Abby Kohn/马克·西尔弗斯坦 Marc Silverstein/达纳·福克斯 Dana Fox/丽兹·塔琪萝 Liz Tuccillo
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