Look at me. I'm fat, black, can't dance, and I have two gay fathers. People have been messing with me my whole life. I learned a long time ago there's no sense getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy.

I want that.

What? A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog?

No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling.