更新时间:2010-01-11

[已注销] • 呆伯特:语录

看第二遍时再更新。
Dogbert的名言太多了，很多笑着过去了，没记下来。

Dogbert:
I also said women like man who are shaped like potatoes, can you find a pattern here.
And by you, I mean me.
Sometimes you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.
How about you honey, it's an equal opportunity condition.

Dilbert:
I'm not a normal person, I'm an engineer.

Catbert:
It proves that you are a woman, a man would have to look.

The Boss:
That's not lying. It's managing.

Dialogue between Dilbert & Ben Franlyn:
——I have an ethical question about our democratic system.
——It's all a joke.

很多幽默是基于语境的。